Stuff I like (all)
i had someone in a chat ask if i had any oil i could rub on my body. little did they know i was already oiled and that would have been double oil
i got matched with this guy i went to elementary school with on tinder lololol
tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know...
maslow’s hierarchy of weed
i forgot i was on this international socialist mailing list