high school friends are basically people who agree to survive together and it’s sort of like they’re your crew in a zombie apocalypse and after the apocalypse is over somehow you go on to living life and maybe occasionally you’d run into each other and be like “oh yes i see you still haven’t been eaten by zombies that is good” but you no longer have the need to survive together so that thing tying you to these people is just gone
why do hackers never invent viruses that do fun things
like a virus that just occasionally makes you type MEOW or PIGGY for no reason
or a virus that provides you encouraging messages on your startup screen
"ur computer is infect! ur gr8! be nice 2 urself 2day xoxo1337hax"
in the event that you are fired due to minimum wage hikes, I have a two step plan to help
1. kill your boss